May 2011
3 posts
Heavenly Way to Diet:
A Hipster Weight Loss Guide
sometimes clever hypothetical book titles pop into my head.
April 2011
6 posts
Reblog if you're painfully awkward.
my sistah is right
allisondow:
Everything anyone says can be translated into: “Blah blah blah blah love me blah blah blah love me blah please, please love me.”
There are 3 reasons why Giada has a cooking show.
I think we all know what they are.
Reblog if you've ever been called fat.
supermanwillsaveme:
or ugly or stupid or a whore or a ho or a slut
or useless or a waste of space or a loser or a bitch
or not good enough.
So sad that over 90,000 people have reblogged this.
Make that almost 115,000 notes.
March 2011
4 posts
If I had to explain why The Smiths are the most amazing thing in the world it’s...
– Russell Brand. (via gay-for-morrissey)
February 2011
15 posts
1 tag
Vie de Merde
It’s like I can have everything except the one thing I want.
Lazy Self-Indulgent Book Reviews: Remembrance of... →
lazybookreviews:
Oh, yes. Okay. Um. Another year, another getting-three-chapters-into-“Swann’s Way”-and-enjoying-it and then…drifting off? Possibly into “Sex Lives Of The Hollywood Goddesses”?
BUT BEFORE YOU JUDGE ME, let us remember THIS little factoid:
Marcel Proust whiled away the first half of his life…
I don’t even know how many times I’ve tried to get through...
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There is something new about my hands, a certain way of picking up my pipe or...
– Jean-Paul Sartre (via animinimalism)
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Some asshole
hacked my Facebook. So I’m gonna hang out on Tumblr for a while.
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January 2011
5 posts
I’m a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...
– J.D. Salinger, Raise High the Roof Beams, Carpenters
December 2010
6 posts
3 tags
Humphrey Bogart is totally looking down Marilyn Monroe’s dress. Poor Lauren…
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Only the lull I like, the hum of your valved voice
– Walt Whitman, Song of Myself
Oriental System
shit cracks me up.
YESSS
cver:
that I am going to take Jojo’s advice and watch Ghost World.
You will not be sorry. It is hilarious. And touching. And Steve Buscemi is soooo hot. Yep, I said it.
November 2010
1 post
2 tags
Life’s not a bitch life is a beautiful woman
Your only call her a bitch...
– aesop rock
October 2010
23 posts
3 tags
Just watched the original Hairspray!
gotta say, I liked Divine better than John Travolta…
and loved the scene where they run into some beatniks…
and loved the hair.
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This is a cute song. I love oldies lately.